primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via spork)


so-personal:

everything personal♡

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

(Source: pissybrat, via magganator)



foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

(via magganator)


nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too


sikk tekkers bruv…


This is illegal in 63 galaxies

I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.
- (via commentfaites-vous)

(Source: peaceshaker, via hazismy4nippletwin)